Thursday, September 15, 2005

New Jiggs Article: Gitmo Journal

Dr. Bjørn Rjinswand was recently detained
in Guantanamo Bay for reasons still unclear. While there he kept
a short log of his thoughts and reflections, which the government
was kind enough to return with him. He is currently in talks with
the major networks over a made-for-TV movie deal called Uncaged
Freedom (Unchained Melody sadly was taken). Enjoy it, douchebags.

7 comments:

Monkey said...

Humiliation backfired because as an old, unmarried professor, this was the closest to sexual congress I have achieved in years.

I loved this. Brilliant. Brilliant I say!

allison said...

did you write that jiggs?

slappy said...

No, Bjørn did. He is among other things, my uncle, a professor at the University of Jiggs, and a dirty visionary.

word ver: "xzqqxml", lizard-god of the Aztecs

allison said...

university of jiggs? i like it......its genius. how do i enroll?

slappy said...

university.jiggscasey.com

There you can learn about the school, apply, and print yourself a diploma.

Monkey said...

::::scuttling off to print myself a diploma:::::

Do I need to graduate from kindergarten first?

slappy said...

No, the UoJ is a progressive school, which means we don't preoccupy ourselves with outdated notions like "prerequisites" and "qualifications" and "accreditation"