Monday, September 19, 2005

Mmmmm.... sacrelicious

Those wacky Muslim fundamentalists...always "threatening a 'jihad'" against Burger King.

That kind of reminds me of my wacky Christian fundamentalist days, when I launched a Crusade to bring back the Arch Deluxe.

WWJD, I asked myself? He'd eat a sandwich marketed towards trend-setting adults.

And then He'd wash it down with a delicious glass of Crystal Pepsi.

Or 7up Gold. I bet Jesus is turning water into 7up Gold all the time


jiggs said...

Judas is all like, "make me some motherfuckin 7 up gold, Jesus!"

Friends of McDougal said...

are there real gold flakes in 7up Gold?