Tuesday, September 20, 2005

If you live in Texas, you know that vasectomies can be reversed

Cherish your memories.

9 comments:

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, have you been drinking with Tasty again?

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm blaming the hurricane.

Friends of McDougal said...

Hey, do you think after Katrina that Miami will have to change their name the same way all the Indian mascot schools are getting pressure to do same?

Is there any way Miami could play LSU in a bowl game?

I'd put hard money on the 'Canes in that one.

TastyMcJ said...

Did you just accidentally lance your vas deferens with a soldering iron?

That probably hurts like a bitch.
Put some ice on it.
Or a steak.

Or some frozen steak 'ums (best of both worlds, eh...eh?)


And I will always cherish my memories of your intact junk.

Oh, shit...I meant Texas, not your junk.

allison said...

they have billboards all over town advertising that. it shows a man looking out the window. its the most homo ad i've ever seen.

TastyMcJ said...

haha, wow.

The ones I used to see all along 59 were just text. "MICROSURGICAL VASECTOMY REVERSAL" and then they had the number you could call.

They must be doing some decent business if they can afford to hire some guy to look dejected by a window.

jiggs said...

Yo McDougal, I think you're right. If they made anthrax change their name because of the anthrax scare, they are going to make Miami change because of Rita. Lovely Rita Hurricane!

jiggs said...

I'm happy that the Texans (Allison and Tasty) knew what I was talking about. They've got those fucking vasectomy reversal billboards all over Texas.

allison said...

its not the thought of the surgery....its the homo looking out the window with his chin resting ever so slightly on his hand. he's making one of the most important decisions of his life while staring out at the hummingbird feeder. HOMO