Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I just thought of something...

Ok. You know how if you make jello, you can make some fruit float in it when the jello gels? Well I was thinking that if you could make a bathtub's amount of jello, you could try to do the same thing with a person.

I bet that it would be pretty relaxing to sort of be in a suspension like that. Of course, you would have to have a straw or something to breathe because suffocating, while it might be orgasmic, is not very relaxing.

The best part is that when you get tired of laying there not moving, you can just eat your way out.

11 comments:

Monkey said...

Eat my way out of a bathtub of jello? A weekend project!

I can never ever, not once, get the fruit to float.

Booty J Patrol said...

You have to put the fruit in about 1/2 through the cooling process, when the jello is semi-firm (heh heh, he said firm).

Melliferous Pants said...

This would be a terrific activity for a first date. Not at all creepy.

Calzone said...

Pick you up at 8 baby

jiggs said...

Why would you want to do this with anyone else? It seems like a great activity for private time.

allison said...

lol! it's a great idea! i like green jello.

chk your e-mail jiggsy

Monkey said...

Booty... thank you! I'm going to call you Hints from Booty Heloise Patrol from now on. I never knew about that semi-firm technique. It's all in the technique!

Private time or party time, it's always Jello Time.

jiggs said...

Private time or party time, it's always Jello Time.

I'd like to see billy d williams say this line. He'd make it even sexier. Hell, why don't we just make jello out of colt 45?

Booty J Patrol said...

I'm a font of useless trivia. Ask anyone. :) I think it is because I spend most of my day at work surfing the web.

Melliferous Pants said...

CALZONE! Where the hell are you?! You are 51 minutes late and I've an entire tub of Strawberry-Banana jello going to waste. Dragons, can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.

slappy said...

I think it might be easier to just be half-submerged in the jello. Waist Deep in Jello... not sure if that will be the name of my first novel or my rockabilly band.