Thursday, September 29, 2005

Half Nekkid Thursday

In the unlikely scenario that some of you find the notion of me having a 10th degree blackbelt in sodomy offputting, I offer up my attempt at Half Nekkid Thursday:



And yes, in case you're wondering, my feet really are that pale.

18 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Wow! That is a pretty good trick to spread the toes like that!

jiggs said...

That's no trick. My toes are always like that. I have to purchase specially made shoes to accomodate my freaky spread toes.

Monkey said...

Prehensile toes! I knew I loved you for a reason.

(I buy my shoes at the American Girl Store... don't tell anyone.)

Calzone said...

Jiggs,

I don't like you like that no more

jiggs said...

I finally realized what this picture reminds me of: one of those Frida Kahlo self portaits of her toes in the tub.

And even though Calzone don't have a crush on me anymore, I have won over Monkey. I consider that a huge net gain.

Spinning Girl said...

wonderful! And what a great stretch!

Monkey said...

Awww Jiggs. Can I cuddle in your armpit? I'm growing rather fond of you, you expert sodomizer you.

Melliferous Pants said...

I may have you beat in the pale department.

I'm a bit confused by your comparison to Frida Kahlo's self portaits of her toes. Dude, I thought you were a man.

jiggs said...

Though I do have feminine feet, what I meant was that the composition of my photo reminded me of this Frida Kahlo painting

jiggs said...

And yes, monkey, you are always free to cuddle in my armpit.

Fred said...

jiggs my respect for you has doubled after seeing the posters and guitar. now shatter the illusion by telling me you're not very good...

uftckus - it looks dirty, but i dont know why...

jiggs said...

I'm about to shatter your illusion, Fred. Wait for it. Wait for it.

I'm not that good at the guitar. I love bebop, but I suck. I have those posters as inspiration.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs is being modest, Fred. Don't worry, he's quite talented. Just don't ask him to sing. :)

Monkey said...

This just in:

Jigg's Casey's Armpit Rated in Top 100 Armpits Worldwide

Reuters: The Monkey Awards are in, and while the the reliable armpits are still on the list, we have some surprises for our readers this year. Jigg's Casey, a newcomer in the Armpit category, has been rated #3 by Monkey.

"The ambience at The Jigg's Casey Armpit is stands out from other armpits in this category. Poorly played guitar can be heard in the halls, and the after dinner mint as been replaced by a rousing game of sodomy. Not only was I comfortable during my stay, I was also thoroughly entertained. Two big thumbs up for the Jigg's Casey Armpit. Advanced reservations required."

jiggs said...

monkey: AWESOME!

Even though 3rd is the one with the hairy chest, I'm still very pleased to be ranked that high. I just made up a slogan:

Come for the armpit, stay for the sodomy!

Oddly, I thought I had posted this already, I guess I hadn't

Monkey said...

I remember the slogan as "Come For the Chicken, Stay for the Sodomy". Calzone read that one to me.

My article will be published, sans grammatical faux pas, in "Armpit Weekly" a Condé Nast publication.

Fred said...

can you sodomise a man whilst playing purple haze?

jiggs said...

I can sodomize a man while playing purple haze. Then I go onto play the "machine gun" (the song you perverts)