Sunday, September 18, 2005

EYE R PLOWED

AKA WASTED. I"M NOT YELLING>>>> I"M JUST ENUNCIATING DERUKENLY> never underestimate the power of mulitiple bour bons.

how am i typong.

i feel as if i'm not trying very hard, though.... so this may be an over-representation of my ability to communicate. I am actually still quite lucid.

At any rate, my inhibitions over the past week may have prevented me from presenting 2 incredibly important issues on this, the jiggs-blog....But those inhibitions have quickly evaporated, much like the alcohol currently entering the gas phase from the great amount of surface area offered by my beard.:

1.)If Nintendo (i.e. Ninty, or the Big N) had a cock, I would suck it.

2.) The new harry potter trailer is out. Yes, I'm a Harry Potter fan. What, you wanna fight about it? Don't approach the drunk man that has 2 empty bottles of bourbon... he'll fuck your shit up something fierce.

HAHAHA I said over-representation... I meant under. Shit. I'm wasted.

11 comments:

jiggs said...

What's funny is that Tasty here isn't putting on a show. I know for a fact that he is totally shit faced. Secondly, I know for a fact that he has two empty bottles of bourbon sitting in front of him.

I know this because if there is one thing that Tasty doesn't lie about, it's his consumption of booze. He doesn't need to.

Fred said...

hmm you're right j-man, only a drunk would admit to liking harry potter. or sucking a japanese games manufacturers metaphorical cock. (what a mouthful)

Calzone said...

If Tasty excpects to get paid in poon anytime soon he better chiggety check himself before he wriggety wrecks himself.

TastyMcJ said...

Yes, well. While I may have been slightly intoxicated, I stand by my (possibly overzealous) assertions.

If my attachment to video games and hollywood precludes my coupling with the opposite sex, so be it.

Now, If I could somehow combine all 3....

allison said...

i loved the old nintendo......the old mario brothers, contra, zelda, donkey kong etc...

had all the equipment for duck hunt but that lost its appeal really fast.

Lee Ann said...

Wooo! But bourbon? Guess I had a bad experience with that, so it makes me *cringe*. Have fun!

TastyMcJ said...

Yes, I love bourbon, whiskey, scotch above all other liquors.

But bad experiences will do that to you.

I, for example, can no longer drink Malibu Rum.

Fred said...

i cant drink tequila anymore after spending 10 minutes puking into the sea in turkey, only to find out later it had been 2 hours. the smell of the stuff makes my belly do a backflip. whiskey however, is pretty much what i put on my cornflakes in the morning. and cocaine.

Zutluvip said...

You put whiskey on your morning cocaine? Man, that's hardcore...

jiggs said...

We love cocaine! Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine! Three cheers for cocaine!!!

Fred said...

try snorting it up from the top of the cornfalkes. thats hardcore.