Tuesday, September 06, 2005

The end of civilization is nigh

KFC is launching a new product: pre-dipped chicken. That's right, you can now have the KFC employee dip your crispy strip into your barbecue sauce if you are too goddamned lazy to do it yourself.

Now if only I could hire someone to lift the chicken into my mouth and work my lower jaw for me...

6 comments:

Fred said...

argh! thats just plain gruesome. those skanky grease moger behind the counter man handling my artificial chicken. ergh!i feel like vomiting right now.

Friends of McDougal said...

I chew by keeping my lower jaw perfectly still and tilting my head back.

Is that abnormal?

jiggs said...

What the hell is a moger?

Fred said...

its a word i just made up. like dinlgegoon.

jiggs said...

is a moger worse than a dinglegoon?

Fred said...

dinlgegoon. get it right.

a moger is half as bad as a dinlgegoon, but twice as skanky as a morglepoop.