Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Do you like porn?

If you do, there may be a job waiting for you at the FBI. They have recently recived orders from on high to recruit up to eight agents to help the FBI crack down on porn. And not kiddy porn mind you -- totally legal (as of now) porn directed at adults.

6 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Wow. I can't wait to see how futile the efforts of 8 men are against the international juggernaut that is the pr0n industry.

Monkey said...

"Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

No doubt.

jiggs said...

Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn Porn!!!!

I'm completely out of ideas.

Fred said...

bah! the porn industry in america must be bigger than the pharma.. parma.. drug industry. so i hear, not that i've ever seen any porn, or witnessed any double monkeys.

Monkey said...

"Double Monkeys"? Do I want to know? Is my euphimism dictionary up to date? Should I be afraid?

jiggs said...

Fred and Monkey: The only euphemism that I found that includes the words "Double Monkey" is the double monkey fist. The definition on urban dictionary sounds painful and in addition, it sounds like the product of one guy and not a generally understood euphemism.