Sunday, September 18, 2005

Calzone said I was one of his celebrity crushes

Check it out.

Never in my life have I wanted to do it with a plush, stuffed dragon. Until now...

I don't know what's more flattering. The fact that he has a crush on me or the fact that he considers me to be a celebrity.


Calzone said...

Dude, Your smokin hot, and you know I'm plush baby.

TastyMcJ said...

But, in reality....who doesn't have a celebrtiy crush on jiggs casey?

fuckin' carson daly, cuz he's a totaly douche-tastic ass bag.

my verification word is tlffkhwy

which obviously stands for totally lick-proof foundation, fucker. kiss hank williams' yardage.

many people don't know that hank willams referred to his cock as his yardage. I was precisely 36" long.

yes, quite a burden to the average man, but not to hank williams. I mean, Jesus Tap-dancing Christ. His son is the muse what heralds the arrival of Monday Night Football.

Try not to have a three-foot wanger, just from pride.

TastyMcJ said...

I apparently am I tad bit intoxicated. I said I was precisely 36" long.

I meant it. That was clearly an overestimate for myself. Or an overestimeat, as it were.

wait, that's not funny at all.

Lee Ann said...

Cool Jiggs!