Monday, September 26, 2005

Ahh Monday...

I'm going to address some questions and concerns regarding the blog that have been brought to my attention recently:

Concern 1. Sometimes the blog is just too fucking filthy for words

I have an extremely high tolerance for filth. I am, afterall, a guest editor for Modern Pervert magazine. Thus I can't really tell when the blog spins off the tracks.

So it's completely normal if you find yourself thinking, "This blog is disgusting. I hate Jiggs Casey and I wish that he would just die and go straight to the pits of hell where he belongs."

If you find yourself at a loss for words after something incomprehensibly filthy has been uttered, try my patented strategy. Instead of struggling to find something equally disgusting to say, just say "Your face..."

Here's an example scenario:

Jiggs: I just stuck my dick in a rusty pipe! Now I've got cock tetanus!

Innocent Blog Reader: Your face just stuck its dick in a rusty pipe!

Brilliant!

It's just that simple!

I'll address other questions and concerns in later blog posts.

10 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Your face will address other questions and concerns in later blog posts.

TastyMcJ said...

Furthermore, sometimes I just think the blog isn't filthy enough.

word verification: bpvsff

butt-plug vagina shit fuck fuck.

that was too filthy.

now i feel dirty.

Booty J Patrol said...

I'd like to see a butt-plug vagina. That must look interesting.

TastyMcJ said...

And then again, sometimes the blog is so dirty that even the word verification is borderline profane.

'fuqnlbyj' .... i mean, all you have to do is pronounce it phoenetically, and it's obviously 'fuckin' hell, bitch'.

At any rate. I don't have any real concerns or questions about the blog. I try not to worry too much about anything.

case in point... i think the jiggsblog isn't too anything for anything.

I think the jiggsblog just is

Calzone said...

Hmm...I could possibly be a contributor to the filth...possibly. What is odd to others is quite normal to me, and I am interested in pushing things way farther than most. I certainly don't want to drive away both of your loyal readers. Just say the word and I'm gonna stick to these three comments.

1. LOL. Too much!!!!

2. Excellent use of satire!!!!!

3. Bwahaha...that reminded me of something in my own personal life that I would like....ooops here comes the boss gtg!!

TastyMcJ said...

Haha.

Cock tetanus.

Isn't that more commonly known as cockjaw?

Monkey's Human said...

The treatment for cock tetanus is more painful than can be imagined. Or so I am told.

(I'm on kick ass migraine drugs.)

Booty J Patrol said...

I thought it was commonly known as lockcock.

Monkey's Human said...

No, lockcock is the Garpesque experience of having the female of the species accidentally remove your cock with her sharp pointy teeth.

jiggs said...

I love it when the comments are funnier than the original post.

Yo Calzone, it's your time to shine. Don't hold back. You've got free reign. If our two blog readers can't handle the heat, they should get out of the hotzone.

Monkey's human is right. Cockjaw is the slang term for cock tetanus. Lockcock is something that happened to me in Bangkok. And a cocklock is a special move in pro wrestling.