Sucks to be you...

One in 25 'fathers' raises another man's child.

Can you imagine raising some bratty ungrateful child for 16 years, only to find out your wife is a slut and the bastard isn't even yours? I mean, think of all the cash you had to throw away on some other guy's kid. And even worse, that guy is probably still out there getting laid all the time, and you're stuck at home with your wife who doesn't want ot have sex with you because your penis is too small and she's "tired" from dealing with "your" kid all day.