Friday, August 05, 2005

Roger Ebert hates "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Now, that in and of itself is not funny (or not even surprising). However, his writeup of the review is hilarious. Some choice quotes:

"The movie stars Johnny Knoxville, from "Jackass," Seann William Scott, from "American Wedding," and Jessica Simpson, from Mars."

"(Jessica) Simpson is so remarkably uninformed that she should sue the public schools of Abilene, Texas, or maybe they should sue her."

"Scott and Knoxville play Bo Duke and Luke Duke; the absence of a Puke Duke is a sadly missed opportunity"

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