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Wednesday, August 24, 2005
One last one for the day
Can you tell I'm bored? Here is a flash animation describing how to fold a shirt. But this ain't your momma's t-shirt foldn'. Nope, it's some crazy new asian way. If you can figure out what they are saying, please tell me.
I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please. Verse: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say. Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They come from a long way overseas, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. Verse: I like chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's M aoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess. Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. Verse: I like Chinese thought, The wisdom that Confucious taught, If Darwin is an ything to shout about, The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. Verse: (in Chinese) Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, Their food is guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees. Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. Fade: I like Chinese, I like Chinese...
3 comments:
Booty, if you love the Orient so much, why don't you marry it?
Seriously.
Ya, Booty totally wants to have 10 million of the Orient's babies.
All I have to say is:
I like Chinese,
They
only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they've done to impress,
There's M
aoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
Verse: I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is an
ything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
Chorus: So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Verse: (in Chinese)
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
Fade: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese...
--Monty Python
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