Kim Jong Illin'

Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code...Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

So it turns out that Kim Jong Il and I have a whole lot in common (besides our small dicks).