Thursday, August 04, 2005

I've given up on only using my sense of taste

I've been slapped by three women, one man, and a lamppost.

Most of these closed-minded sods were incapable of distinguishing my greeting lick from my sweaty-palmed pervert lick.

1 comments:

slappy said...

Don't be so negative. Focus on the one very very close friend you made. Who won't stop calling you. And is currently waiting for you outside in the bushes.