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DNA Test Frees Man after 18 years:

What's remarkable is what this guy did while he was in prison:

Doswell spent his years in prison getting an associate's degree, learning to speak Spanish and mastering seven musical instruments, including the guitar, saxophone, flute, drums and trumpet.

Just think, had this guy Doswell been free, with his work ethic, we might now have a cure for cancer.

I'd like to learn how to play the flute, but I just don't have the time. Maybe I should get framed for a crime...

Gore Launches Cable Channel

"We want to be the television home page for the Internet generation," said Gore, chairman of the board of San Francisco-based Current.

Gore is still a douchebag after all these years.

Dentures Removed From Man's Bronchial Tube

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A Taiwanese man is breathing easier after a surgeon removed a missing set of dentures from one of his bronchial tubes — three years after he lost them in a fall.

When I look in the toilet after taking a crap, I see Taiwan.