Monday, August 15, 2005

I'm on the do-not-fly list

Piece of fucking shit. I can't check-in online and I can 't use those check-in machines. I've got to wait in the line like a chump.

What kind of a terrorist is named "Jiggs Casey"?

I was all for inconveniencing people like Arabs. But when it comes to inconveniencing me, well things are just going to have to change now.

Maybe I should change my name to something that is unlikely to be the name of a terrorist like "Asswipe Jones".

4 comments:

Fred said...

hey! that was my grandfathers name, you bastard.

Booty J Patrol said...

I guess they found out that you hate Google and have decided that you are a terrorist because of it.

jiggs said...

So Fred, what you're saying is that you're the grandson of an asswipe?

Fred said...

on my mothers side.