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I just returned from a week long sojourn to Texas, where everything is bigger.
I took advantage of my time there, making sure to cover all the bases:
-I killed, BBQ'd and then ate an entire steer
-I watched an execution carried out by the state
-I saw some titties
-I drank Lone Star Beer 'til I puked.
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Wow, you hit for the Texas Cycle!
where on earth did you go in texas?
Oh, around. Austin, Corpus, International Waters in the Gulf.
You can pretty much do whatever you want in international waters, as long as you don't leave witnesses.
Solid, Jiggs. Fucking solid.
Wait a minute ... you're not Jiggs.
Jesus God, what have I done?
You're some kind of goddamn lunatic. I can tell that already.
A steer.
One of two things that come out of Texas.
I can hold my breath for almost four minutes.
Oh, and tell that jigs motherfucker I'm on to him.
I see right through these motherfucking shenanigans, and I tell you all right now, I'm suggesting, Mr. President, that there's a military plot to take over the Government of these United States, next Sunday!"
Fucking pinko liberal lunatics.
I'm on this like white on rice.
hey I'm from texas!
I don't know how you did it, but somehow you uncovered my plot to make sweet man-love with Bob Saget.
I know ... I was hoping you wouldn't be back to read this post. I was just trying to orchestrate a battle royal between my old pal McDougal and this TastyMcJ character.
Trust me when I say that Texas has a warm place in the heart of jiggsblog.
I grew up in Texas.
Jiggs, that reminds me of a terrible joke we used to tell in 3rd grade... I'm gonna post it on the blog...(so look there)
I feel that with 11 comments already, I had to put something here, since it seems everyone else has.
I have nothing positive or negative to say about Texas. I drove through it once -- the state and everything in it was very big. And people can carry concealed weapons. They clam it cuts down on crime. I think that's cool.
i heard you can pay to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher in texas. how true is this?
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