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Many people wonder what Meatloaf was talking about when he sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." What could have been so important that Meatloaf had to write a song about it?
The answer, of course, is pegging.
Bend over boyfriend, indeed.
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One thing I would not do for love:
Haiku.
I would, however
Haiku for beans and jelly
But not for love now
It could also be about a Cleveland Steamer.
Or for that matter, it could be getting a real human name.
Or make a movie with Ed Norton and Brad Pitt where he plays a pathetic guy with moobs.
VH1 Pop-Up Video, where have you gone?
I thought it was universally known that he was talking about not having an affair with a married woman.
Maybe she wanted to cheat on her husband, and peg 'Loaf.
I could probably come up with some witty joke about pegging a meat loaf and sticking it to make sure it's done, or something off color about the ketchup crust being like dried blood on a peg-gone-awry, but I just don't have the energy right now.
I haven't finished my coffee, yet.
Cheating with some dude's wife?
He's Meat Loaf! He could've had sex with her and charged the husband $50 to watch.
Meat Loaf!
Beef Cake!!
I mean
Meat Loaf!!
Listen, I can't post this on my blog (for obvious reasons), but word needs to get out about this cutting edge new film.
Click Here.
You can thank me later.
I'm almost certain that I can't click on that link while I am at work given the name of the movie, but I was laughing my ass off just the same. I can't wait to actaully SEE the film.
One more thing ... have you guys seen the new blogger "flag site" feature?
I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Here's my thought on that flag thing.:
LAME!!!
Basically, anyone can shut down your blog by clicking on that flag button over and over.
On second thought, I'm thinking we should get everyone we know to click on the flag button for competeing blogs so they get "unlisted". Yes, if it works, we'll be the only blog still listed on Blogspot, until someone does it to us.
Oh Booty, you and your plans for world domination...
I think the flag thing sucks bcuz you could do that to all the sites you dont like.
You knwo it will turn out unfair bcuz if someone doesn't like that you say fart on your site they will flag you and freak out.
Take the flag off man!
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