I should be able to dissolve my own teeth if I want to.

Sure, it eats enamel like hydrofluoric acid eats bones.

Sure, it's got enough salt in it to give an elephant a coronary.

Sure, I love California...

But I'm still pissed.

How come I can't get no Twang 'round here?

I mean, I basically put my way through high school dumping this stuff down the back of my throat for money.

No, really, kids are dumb. They'll pay to see that sort of shit.