Monday, August 22, 2005

I love Pat Robertson

In one of his most Christian political stands, Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuelan "president" Hugo Chavez.

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it," Robertson said.

"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability," Robertson said.


Way to go Pat. Way to go.

11 comments:

Fred said...

wtf? mentalist

Fred said...

hey! is that me getting a mention in the latest article? or by chance a happy coincidence?

Friends of McDougal said...

This all makes perfect sense to me.

slappy said...

Spam postings aside, doesn't Pat claim responsibility (okay, via God) for knocking O'Connor off the Supreme Court? He's praying for more dead justices, why not just add Chavez into the mix? That way he doesn't have to bring the CIA into it. They have enough on their plates as it is, trying to learn Arabic and all.

jiggs said...

Fred, it was just a happy coincidence that I mentioned your name.

I love the idea of praying for someone else's death. I also love the idea of praying to win the lottery.

Pat Robertson is a douchebag.

jiggs said...

I mean seriously. Pat Robertson must be batshit insane.

Friends of McDougal said...

I love the clean-cut face and well-kempt hair Robertson puts on his insanity.

It's a caricature of American zeitgeist.

And it's why we're so fucking dangerous ... and will ultimately eat ourselves.

We've already started on our feet.

TastyMcJ said...

This is just like that time Yogi and Boo Boo declared war on France.

Well, not just like that...

but it's at least as entertaining

jiggs said...

It would be awesome if now there was a CIA type spy war between Venezuela and the 700 club.

slappy said...

Our government, or gubmint if you will, has distanced themselves from the comments. But you know that Chavez is going to end up dead next week with a poisoned ballpoint pen sticking out of his neck and we're going to get blamed...

Booty J Patrol said...

Maybe he's trying to get these guys to like him more.