Tuesday, August 02, 2005

I love lesbians so much...

I masturbate while watching Ellen Degeneres' talkshow.

3 comments:

slappy said...

Assuming that it isn't Ellen herself that turns you on, this means you can come from merely the idea of lesbians.

Conceptual masturbation... brilliant.

Friends of McDougal said...

I had a similar experience in traffic the other day.

I was cruising along, listening to the radio when the heroin nods kicked in.

When I came to, Indigo Girls were on the radio, and I was covered in semen.

I pray it was mine.

jiggs said...

It was you who I ejaculated over!