Saturday, August 27, 2005

I had this dream about a bath tub/toilet

It was toilet that you could immerse yourself into. It would be clean and be filled with warm water and have a big drain/flushing system. The thinking in the dream was that it would be a relaxing way to take a dump. In the dream, I thought I had come up with the greatest invention known to man and that when I woke up, I would be able to sell the design to a toilet company and make a fortune.

Upon waking up, however, the fatal flaw finally occurred to me: Why would anyone want to sit around and bathe in shit water?

6 comments:

slappy said...

What about a toilet that fires a constant stream of warm water up at your ass?

Or did the Japanese already invent that?

jiggs said...

That's a bidet, dude.

slappy said...

But this is a bidet designed specifically for you to crap in.

jiggs said...

Aren't they all designed for you to take a crap in?

slappy said...

I'm just an American, but I thought the bidet was exclusively for washing your junk.

Booty J Patrol said...

I too was under the impression that bidet's were only for cleaning, not for dumping.