I got this message through friendster:

I really got this message through friendster. It suggests the following lesson: Don't use the internet to translate for you. It'll make you sound like a pervert. Anyway, here is the text:

Hello my new friend!!!

My name [name removed]. Your information in this agency has very much liked me. You have seemed to me very kind and serious the man. I want to communicate with you and
distance between us I hope will not be a barrier to our relations.

Now I want to tell to you slightly about myself. I live in Russia in city of Kazan. To me of 27 years. my birthday in June,7.

I have many various hobbies. I like to sew soft toys, and then to give their friends. I as like to be engaged in shaping and aerobics because it very much raises my mood. As I like to float in the river or in lake.I very much love animals, am especial cats, because they very kind and tender essences. I have cat, he already very long lives with me and I very much love him.

I very much ask to write to me the answer, because you unique the man which has liked me. I shall wait very much for your letter. I ask to write to me on my E-mail. His name [email removed by jiggs].

BYE!! [name removed].