Is that when you get mugged you can laugh your ass off while you're bleeding to death.
"Joke's on you, you mugger asshole! I don't have any money!"
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last night i had a dream the my friend's brother was a ballet dancer. he was doing an interprative dance segment at his recital and needed three assistants to, well, assist. he asked if i would help and i said yes. he said he needed three people to dress up in mexican food costumes--one burrito, one quesadilla, and one enchilada.
i asked "is the enchilada going to be made with real monteray jack cheese?"
he said, "of course"
and i actually yelled, "shot gun enchilada!!"
just thought you might like to know.
i had a friend who was almost mugged on his birthday, but he fought back and punched the mugger in the face, then ran.
he saw a cop and him what happenned and the cop said, "well, atleast you got to punch a n***a on your birthday."
that, my friend, is the "dirty south" of which i blog.
Maybe the cop was just very hip hop.
I think you should start a band called "shotgun enchilada".
They certainly wouldn't get much money from me. I have gotten in the habit of not carrying much money with me. Don't know if that would actually be a good thing when it comes to a mugger, they may get really ticked off, huh?
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