As Jiggs mentioned...

we saw Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo earlier.

It was Nine Dollars well spent.

In fact, I wish Rob Schneider was actually a man-whore, because I'd pay another nine dollars for him to give me a 'Portuguese Breakfast' right now.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Then you need to get off your damn ass and into the movie theatre right fucking now.

I don't want to give too much away, but I only had one concern going in, and that was the possible absence of Oded Fehr.

All I will say is that I wasn't disappointed in that respect.

I'm not one to make baseless generalizations, but anyone who sees this movie and doesn't like it is a miserable piece of shit. (Fuck you, 89% of all movie critics)