...and for the 'Gourmet' Burger Joints...

I've just invented the best things ever.

I call them TastyMcJ's Wafruffalos (that's Wah-fruff-uh-lows).

Basically, you take some ground up Buffalo meat, fashion it into a small patty, then cut it with whatever they use to make waffle fries, beer batter it and deep fry the shit out of it.

Hell yeah. I just invented another food group, bitches.

AWESOMENESS!!!