Wednesday, July 27, 2005

I know this makes me a pervert, but...

This story about a female airport security screener having her breasts grabbed by a female that was being screened is pretty hot.


allison said...

she wanted her to experience the humiliation for once.

Friends of McDougal said...

I have this recurring dream about a 62-year-old woman grabbing my breasts at an airport.

It's always the same thing ... first it's my grandmom.

Then I realize, "Shit. Grandma's 85 now."

Then ... yup ... it turns out to be my mom.

And then mom's like. Why the fuck do you have breasts?

And I'm like, "Why did you feed me all that Chef Boyardee crap when I was growing up?"

And she's like, "Chef Boyardee's your dad."

SO now I'm tryin' to figure out how to get in on some of the Boyardee fortune.

jiggs said...

Humiliation... Grandmothers... Chef Boyardee... All of these things make me horny, but oddly not in combination.

It reminds me of a friend who likes midget, granny and amputee porn, but not together. He considers their combination to be disgusting.

jiggs said...

I'm disgusted with myself.

slappy said...

How about another question: how do our airport screeners let themselves get beaten up by 62-year old women? I do not feel safe in airports after reading that.