Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Circumcision prevents the spread of AIDS

According to this article, the circumcised man is less likely to get AIDS than one whose penis is intact.

See, I knew us jews were on to something. We totally have the health profession cornered. First, we come up with the kosher diet, which turns out to be one of the healthiest in the world, then we come up with the whole ritual circumcision, and to top it all off we have the greatest number of doctors graduated per 1000 members of the religion.


jiggs said...

I would be all for Jews if not for the fact that they killed my savior.

As for the circumcision thing, I guess there was a reason for my desire to only have sex with circumcised men.

slappy said...

Yes, but circumcision makes it more difficult to perform Puppetry of the Penis.