Sunday, July 24, 2005

Boycott Evil Google

Google is an evil, tyrannical power that is single handedly trying to destroy my life.

My burnt toast this morning was caused by Google

The flat tire that I experienced today was the result of Google spreading tacks on the road.

I've also been investigating Google's corporate structure and it turns out that they are controlled by this rich tycoon that is rumored to be putting explosives in the San Andreas fault. Using these explosives, he will trigger a giant earthquake that will destroy California.

Also Google killed JFK. Really.

Seriously, though. Don't use google. They're douchebags. Use Yahoo search instead.

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