Monday, June 20, 2005

The Riddle of the Hungry Goat

What sex act does the euphemism "the hungry goat" refer to? To solve this question I have designed a special theme session for the human sexuality conference being held in San Francisco.

Reports we've heard suggest that the hungry goat involves getting on all fours and eating out your partner. But further details have been sketchy. For example, some claim that there is pubic hair eating happening, while others claim that there is rimming involved.

Finally there is also a lot of momentum behind including a tin can and some goat cheese, but sexual researchers are unsure how these props are integrated smoothly into the act without seeming forced. Also many people seem unaware that goats are known to eat tin cans.

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