Friday, June 10, 2005

Don't be an idiot America

Oprah Winfrey is on the list of the top 25 americans in history. I'm sorry, but when I learned that I vomited in my own mouth.

I mean this whole best american thing is a fat log of shit, but seriously Oprah? That just doesn't make any damn sense. Even the people on the show were not sure what to say about Oprah:

Clay Aiken: She sure is Oprah.
Jesse Jackson: When I think of important black leaders, I think Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks... and Oprah Winfrey.
Tom Cruise: YES! YES! I'M IN LOVE!

Maybe if I started my own book club, people would think I was one of the top 25 americans. My first book recommendation: The Best of Penthouse Letters Volume 5.

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