It's a book!

You know what the second choice was for the title of this website? Funny to Us. Now that's the title for our new book full of old material. It's the JiggsCasey.com Greatest Hits album.

It's a kindle thing, too.

Eggs Winklevoss

I was going to start calling my testicles the Winklevoss Twins, but I decided that that'd be too insulting to my testicles.

At the Militant Lesbian Bistro....

Do you think they serve Man-Hatin' Clam Chowder?

My Idea for a Horrible Sitcom Character....

his catch phrase is 'I don't know, I'm just a douche with a dick in my hand....and it's MY dick!'

I think it has legs.

Another hilarious comment on our liquid nitrogen video

That video is the gift that keeps on giving:

this puts the word "public mastrabating trenchcoat,van driving cerial killer" in my head

A man, a plan, a canal: jiggscasey.com - the book

Time for our monthly blog post here. And I'm here to inform all 5 of you that follow this blog that we have a plan; A massive plan to put together the grandest volume of intellectual masturbation that the world has ever seen: jiggscasey.com - the book.

Like most of our grand plans, this one will likely fail. That said, we have started brainstorming titles for jiggscasey.com - the book. Here are the best titles we have come up with so far:

• My other testicle is a convertible
• Funny to us
• I beat him to death with his own massive penis, and it was both glorious and erotic.
• Snorting cocaine off of a dutch hooker's ass.

New Catchphrase!

...or at least a new statement of dismay for use among the general public:

"Well Rickroll my Dickhole".

Rickroll my Dickhole could also be the title of a gay porno. probably.